Sunday, March 09, 2008, 8:04 PM
A great summary of everything since the last post that I can remember -
1) On the 1st of march, seven pink little-widdle baby hamsters were born!
Only one fact marred the occasion: we thought we had two male hamsters. Ball-ball must have gotten pregnant cos that was the only way to show us that she indeed was penis-less. How frustrating it must have been to be called "boy" for three months.
2) ______ is marred. Fullstop. I don't know how to save this falling piece of shit that has caused me so many other wasted opportunities. It's causing me plenty of stress I assure you. Bloody MedioCre Pte Ltd.
3) I have proudly inherited a Minolta x-300. And as of 5pm this evening, figured out how to open the compartment for the batteries, and the film...all with the help of an online manual! People of ancient times are very sneaky indeed.
4) I wanna be a chef but I doubt anyone would hire a pint-sized mass-communications diploma holder.
5) I wanna be a photographer but I doubt anyone would hire a pint-sized mass-communications diploma holder with an old mouldy camera.
6) I wanna be a film-maker but...who doesn't?
7) Baby hamsters have started to grow fur! Adorable...
8) Job scope looks bleak.
9) Girlfriend is one of top sales-person at IT show!
10) Job scope looks really bleak. Starts to wonder if life is becoming one of those...
Will i grow old alone in a 1 room flat in smelly Whampoa-something?
11) Why can't I live the life of the rich and famous?
12) Oh right. I'm 1.54m.
13) I can probably make a fortune singing and dancing as one of Santa's elves!
14) Renewed hope for life.
edit:
15) Realises that Christmas comes only once a year.
16) Falls back into depression.
let’s doodle
